Dusterrrr 08 - Christmas
Dec. 27th, 2010 01:55 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pkwallstapleOh look, here are some totally on time and not at all late presents from Duster for Lucas, Claus, Kumatora, Boney, Flint, Lighter, Fuel, Metabro Broknight, and secret santa EVA.
Lucas: Duster bought you a sweater in red with a yellow L on it. And a signed pair of DCMC boxers. It's actually got everybody's signatures on it. You will never be able to wear them. And a $10 gift certificate to Bairns and Nobility's, a bookstore.
Claus: Duster bought you a sweater in blue with a yellow C on it. And a $10 gift certificate to the in-game equivalent of the cheesecake factory (The Cheesecake Foundry?) with a little note that says 'for when you feel better.'
Kumatora:a necklace a diamond ring a pair of his boxers with a sexy note a gift certificate for sex A new, blue hair ribbon and a pair of fancy opera gloves. And a $10 gift certificate to whatever the in-game equivalent of the Olive Garden is (The Olive Conservatory?), which to Duster is like a crazy fancy date restaurant. There is a little note that says 'maybe we can go sometime.'
Boney: A box of dog biscuits, and a coupon that reads 'good for one free steak dinner from Duster' mostly because he's not sure if Boney can buy things on his own here.
Flint: Duster knows you are a cheese man, so he bought you a cheese sampler. The kind with cheese and sausage. You also get a $10 gift certificate to… The Flint Store.
Lighter: Lighter, you get pretty much the same thing as Flint does. A cheese and sausage gift set, and a $10 gift certificate to the Flint Store.
Fuel: Fuel, Duster doesn't know you that well, so you get a $10 gift certificate to the local hamburger-type eatery and a scarf. It's a red scarf.
Metabro Broknight: For some reason you are in his cellphone. And there are like 1000 confusing messages from you from a few months ago. But there's a note that says that you're best bros. And he remembers the two of you… being drunk together? So. Metabro Broknight, Duster figured out that you're probably Metaknight. And so Duster felt compelled to get you something. Please accept this gift of a cheese set, the exact same one that Lighter and Flint got. And a note that says "we should get back in touch."
SECRET SANTA EVA: Who are you, mystery lady. You are in that place with the books. So he assumes you like books. So he bought you a $10 gift certificate to Bairns and Nobility's. And a CD from this one rockabilly-skacore-powerpunk-alternative-prog-rock-fusion band with a name made up of just letters or something (ACDC?? N*SYNC??? Something like that). It appears to be autographed by the bassist. And. There's a cheese set. Same one. When in doubt, go with cheese.
Lucas: Duster bought you a sweater in red with a yellow L on it. And a signed pair of DCMC boxers. It's actually got everybody's signatures on it. You will never be able to wear them. And a $10 gift certificate to Bairns and Nobility's, a bookstore.
Claus: Duster bought you a sweater in blue with a yellow C on it. And a $10 gift certificate to the in-game equivalent of the cheesecake factory (The Cheesecake Foundry?) with a little note that says 'for when you feel better.'
Kumatora:
Boney: A box of dog biscuits, and a coupon that reads 'good for one free steak dinner from Duster' mostly because he's not sure if Boney can buy things on his own here.
Flint: Duster knows you are a cheese man, so he bought you a cheese sampler. The kind with cheese and sausage. You also get a $10 gift certificate to… The Flint Store.
Lighter: Lighter, you get pretty much the same thing as Flint does. A cheese and sausage gift set, and a $10 gift certificate to the Flint Store.
Fuel: Fuel, Duster doesn't know you that well, so you get a $10 gift certificate to the local hamburger-type eatery and a scarf. It's a red scarf.
Metabro Broknight: For some reason you are in his cellphone. And there are like 1000 confusing messages from you from a few months ago. But there's a note that says that you're best bros. And he remembers the two of you… being drunk together? So. Metabro Broknight, Duster figured out that you're probably Metaknight. And so Duster felt compelled to get you something. Please accept this gift of a cheese set, the exact same one that Lighter and Flint got. And a note that says "we should get back in touch."
SECRET SANTA EVA: Who are you, mystery lady. You are in that place with the books. So he assumes you like books. So he bought you a $10 gift certificate to Bairns and Nobility's. And a CD from this one rockabilly-skacore-powerpunk-alternative-prog-rock-fusion band with a name made up of just letters or something (ACDC?? N*SYNC??? Something like that). It appears to be autographed by the bassist. And. There's a cheese set. Same one. When in doubt, go with cheese.
