pkwallstaple: (MANLY)
Is there someone at this school with blond hair and a gem on his forehead named Seth?

I need to kick his face in.
pkwallstaple: (Confused)
Was there something wrong with the chicks from the carnival? Everyone else seems to say that they're all turning into monsters?

That's strange. I got three of them at the carnival and an hour later they were just regular, normal chickens.

I'd show you my regular ones, but I sold them all once they grew up.
pkwallstaple: (Mother!Dance)
Oh look, here are some totally on time and not at all late presents from Duster for Lucas, Claus, Kumatora, Boney, Flint, Lighter, Fuel, Metabro Broknight, and secret santa EVA.

DUSTER NEEDS SOME FRIENDS WHO ARE NOT FROM MOTHER 3 )
pkwallstaple: (Confused)
[Private Level 2 to Kumatora]

Kuma, is there some guy living with you and your roommate, Lash?

Is everything okay? I mean it's some guy.

And you're a couple of girls.

Just, you know.
pkwallstaple: (But_Kumaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
why do i feel so awful i have a headache and my body hurts everywhere and im thirsty and why do all of my clothes smell like beer and why do i have all these polo shirts and why are the collars all popped out on them and why do i have two hemp necklaces around my neck and like thirty or forty strings of cheap beads all over the place and why does it hurt to look at things and why do i have like eight empty cases of beer in my room and what have i been doing for the past week and why is my afro wig dyed red and why do i have so many pairs of sunglasses and why do i have this grey thing with buttons on it that says 'sword' and what did I do

((Guess who is no longer Partyduster but simply regular old boring Duster))
pkwallstaple: (The Greatest Guy)
[Backdated slightly]

I saw a lot of other people talking about a festival of some kind, and it made me interested about going. Especially with Kumatora. I'm sort of a night owl anyway.

Kumatora, Lucas, Boney, Claus, Lighter, Flint, Fuel - do any of you guys want to go?

There won't be any robotic waitresses serving food, will there?
pkwallstaple: (Confused)
So, uh, I guess I forgot to mention this, but if you're missing anything, I might have it.

Or that Kyle guy might, if I don't.

Mostly little, shiny, bright things or baked goods. Coins, necklaces, rings, jewelry, some sort of shiny and thin metallic wrapping stuff, nuts, bolts, screws, pie plates, silverware, some sort of rainbow-light-picture-things with glue on the back, guitar picks, pencils, little bent pieces of wire (sort of like a square C), larger bent pieces of wire (it curves sort of like this thing @), some half eaten muffins...

So, if you want your stuff back. Tell me what it is and I'll get it back to you.
pkwallstaple: (STOP HITTING ME)
These balls which I am tripping feel somehow... familiar. )

[Duster wandered into a classroom, went to the teacher's desk and opened and shut a drawer for several minutes. He then attacked a chair, kicking it to pieces, taking a chunk of the pleather seat cover along with him. Feel free to say hi.]
pkwallstaple: (Single Manly Tear)
Lucas? Lucas, are you there? I didn't know this would happen when you pulled that last needle.

Is anyone else here? Kumatora? Boney? Flint? Dr. Andonuts? All I remember before I got here is the last needle, and the earthquake and darkness and... then... I blacked out and I woke up here and I met this giant hand sort of a fellow and he asked me to teach music. I signed something for him. I'm not sure what it was, I didn't pay that much attention. He just asked if I could play music, I didn't really read it before I signed it.

And then the giant hand took me to a room and gave me a happy box I can write with...

Lucas, was your heart full of giant hands?
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